Teacher: How much is a gram?
Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..

mostlycatsmostly:

Nico (via ursus0815)

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

thatwetshirt:

she makes a good point

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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pleatedjeans:

ah yes, the majestic Word Bank.

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

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freesocrates:

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can they get married please

lawebloca:

Tennis Player Grabs Chair to Hug 6’11” Opponent After Match ( video )

do-not-touch-my-food:

Chocolate Filled Beignets with Chocolate Hazelnut Sauce

"There’s a girl out here who seems to have broken her arm." 30/08

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