elirya:

I am a vicious, heartless monster.” 

thundercrumbs:

obesealpaca:

do you think he knows

DOCTOR FISHER GET OFF THAT MANS FACE YOU’RE A SCIENTIST NOW ACT LIKE ONE

prejaculate:

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

wizardick:

alternatively if someone asks you what you did today just grimly look down at your hands and say “something I should have done a long time ago…”

richwhitelesbian:

yea i have a real girlfriend. her names… mysterious. mysterious blood pyramid. she goes to a different school

refreshes:

mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?

me:  image

dogmobile:

Fall 2014 fashion: Scout’s ham costume from To Kill A Mockingbird

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xv7:

when u and ur dawgs get lost tryna find the function

goddamnright:

Zayn in One Direction: The Official Annual 2015

lesbianvenom:

i hate when people complain about how technology is “ruining everything.” i have over 200 pictures of my dog on my phone and i can send them to my friends when they are sad. how is that ruining anything. why do you hate happiness

thecutestofthecute:

kardashlan:

haha if u ever think ur a screw up remember that sometimes sloths grab their own limbs thinking theyre branches and fall out of trees

Awwww nooooo

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snapchatting:

what’s the difference between a lawyer and a mango? lots of things! i love to make jokes

CLARAOSMIN