thatfunnyblog:

No I don’t know anything about that

kaible:

"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."

"I am in love with Daisy Lowe. No, not like that, you’re smiling like ‘oh it’s cute.’ I am IN LOVE with her. I want you to give me her address."
- Claudia Winkleman (via dazy-laze)

Every reality show ever.

butttom:

look at zayn’s face when he sees harry im crying

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jakeberensons:

me: jaeger program

u: coastal wall program

sesamestreet:

Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace

Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip

large-flightless-bird:

when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground

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viviensleigh:

Happy Birthday Madeline Kahn!
(September 29, 1942 - December 3, 1999)

She was really a great gift to us all. … I saw art [in her], not just funny. But I saw a person who was gifted with art. I don’t think there’s anything that Madeline Kahn couldn’t do. Nobody could approach the magnificence and wonder of Madeline Kahn.

-Mel Brooks

jeveuxtarevanche:

interrupting conversations to point at dogs in public

CLARAOSMIN